Question de se changer les idées.. le Times Online nous offre ses 50 pires insultes dans le sport professionnel. C'est le Times donc il n'y a pas d'hockey mais beaucoup de rugby et de cricket mais c'est quand même drôle... il y a des sportifs qui disjoncte... En voici quelques unes pour vous donner le goût 'aller lire ça.
42 "[American] Football combines the two worst features of American life: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings."
George Will, the American journalist, sums up their national game
41 "I don’t think heading a ball has got anything to do with it, footballers are stupid enough anyway."
A Premier League spokesman in 1995 comments on a report that brain cells are damaged by heading balls.
31 "He cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right."
George Best sums up the many talents of David Beckham.
25 "Eighty per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs who don't deserve equal pay."
Richard Krajicek, the 1996 Wimbledon champion, on why there should not be equal pay. Later, he clarified his comments, saying, "What I meant to say was that only 75 per cent are fat pigs." Charming.
Mais la palme reviens à John McEnroe pour ces deux répliques..
35 "You can't see as well as these f***ing flowers - and they're f***ing plastic."
John McEnroe's rant at a line judge is spoilt somewhat by the second clause.
22 "What problems do you have, apart from being unemployed, a moron and a dork?"
John McEnroe calls it how he sees it to a tennis spectator
Patrice who? Patrice Brisebois? De Retour a MOntreal? non, franchement, ca me dit rien; ah! attends un peu, ca m'dit kekchose; putain ca me revient; non, shoot, non, non, shoot, SHoot calice, NON pas ca, ShOOT Brisebois, osti SHOOOOOOt!
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Question de se changer les idées.. le Times Online nous offre ses 50 pires insultes dans le sport professionnel. C'est le Times donc il n'y a pas d'hockey mais beaucoup de rugby et de cricket mais c'est quand même drôle... il y a des sportifs qui disjoncte... En voici quelques unes pour vous donner le goût 'aller lire ça.
42 "[American] Football combines the two worst features of American life: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings."
George Will, the American journalist, sums up their national game
41 "I don’t think heading a ball has got anything to do with it, footballers are stupid enough anyway."
A Premier League spokesman in 1995 comments on a report that brain cells are damaged by heading balls.
31 "He cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right."
George Best sums up the many talents of David Beckham.
25 "Eighty per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs who don't deserve equal pay."
Richard Krajicek, the 1996 Wimbledon champion, on why there should not be equal pay. Later, he clarified his comments, saying, "What I meant to say was that only 75 per cent are fat pigs." Charming.
Mais la palme reviens à John McEnroe pour ces deux répliques..
35 "You can't see as well as these f***ing flowers - and they're f***ing plastic."
John McEnroe's rant at a line judge is spoilt somewhat by the second clause.
22 "What problems do you have, apart from being unemployed, a moron and a dork?"
John McEnroe calls it how he sees it to a tennis spectator
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/
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/article2178440.ece
eric.... pourquoi ces insultes... est-ce que tu te prépares au retour de Brisebois LOL ;)
Hehe... bien vu!!!
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Patrice who? Patrice Brisebois? De Retour a MOntreal? non, franchement, ca me dit rien; ah! attends un peu, ca m'dit kekchose; putain ca me revient; non, shoot, non, non, shoot, SHoot calice, NON pas ca, ShOOT Brisebois, osti SHOOOOOOt!
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